I have finally discovered how it feels to vomit through one’s corneas.

Tonight, I’m making lemon pepper chicken with a side of steamed broccoli in cheese sauce and some chipotle cheddar mashed potatoes. 

whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.
whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.
whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.
whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.
whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.
whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.
whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.
whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.
whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.
whiskeynwine:


Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.

whiskeynwine:

Hocus Pocus (1993)

is anyone else bothered that these pictures are in the wrong order? .-.

(Source: englishsnow)

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

(Source: cute-overload)

archiemcphee:

Something hilariously awesome took place in Cincinnati, Ohio on Friday, September 20th: the 2013 Hillshire Farm Running of the Wieners. 100 energetic dachshunds dressed in hot dog bun costumes (complete with plush ketchup and mustard) ran their hearts out in the race at Fountain Square. This annual race is the official opening event for Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati.
This year’s winners were Mitzi (1st), Buster (2nd), and Dunn (3rd). But one look at the photos makes it clear that every single competitor was a champion.
Photos by Jay Murdock
[via Design You Trust]
archiemcphee:

Something hilariously awesome took place in Cincinnati, Ohio on Friday, September 20th: the 2013 Hillshire Farm Running of the Wieners. 100 energetic dachshunds dressed in hot dog bun costumes (complete with plush ketchup and mustard) ran their hearts out in the race at Fountain Square. This annual race is the official opening event for Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati.
This year’s winners were Mitzi (1st), Buster (2nd), and Dunn (3rd). But one look at the photos makes it clear that every single competitor was a champion.
Photos by Jay Murdock
[via Design You Trust]
archiemcphee:

Something hilariously awesome took place in Cincinnati, Ohio on Friday, September 20th: the 2013 Hillshire Farm Running of the Wieners. 100 energetic dachshunds dressed in hot dog bun costumes (complete with plush ketchup and mustard) ran their hearts out in the race at Fountain Square. This annual race is the official opening event for Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati.
This year’s winners were Mitzi (1st), Buster (2nd), and Dunn (3rd). But one look at the photos makes it clear that every single competitor was a champion.
Photos by Jay Murdock
[via Design You Trust]
archiemcphee:

Something hilariously awesome took place in Cincinnati, Ohio on Friday, September 20th: the 2013 Hillshire Farm Running of the Wieners. 100 energetic dachshunds dressed in hot dog bun costumes (complete with plush ketchup and mustard) ran their hearts out in the race at Fountain Square. This annual race is the official opening event for Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati.
This year’s winners were Mitzi (1st), Buster (2nd), and Dunn (3rd). But one look at the photos makes it clear that every single competitor was a champion.
Photos by Jay Murdock
[via Design You Trust]
archiemcphee:

Something hilariously awesome took place in Cincinnati, Ohio on Friday, September 20th: the 2013 Hillshire Farm Running of the Wieners. 100 energetic dachshunds dressed in hot dog bun costumes (complete with plush ketchup and mustard) ran their hearts out in the race at Fountain Square. This annual race is the official opening event for Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati.
This year’s winners were Mitzi (1st), Buster (2nd), and Dunn (3rd). But one look at the photos makes it clear that every single competitor was a champion.
Photos by Jay Murdock
[via Design You Trust]
archiemcphee:

Something hilariously awesome took place in Cincinnati, Ohio on Friday, September 20th: the 2013 Hillshire Farm Running of the Wieners. 100 energetic dachshunds dressed in hot dog bun costumes (complete with plush ketchup and mustard) ran their hearts out in the race at Fountain Square. This annual race is the official opening event for Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati.
This year’s winners were Mitzi (1st), Buster (2nd), and Dunn (3rd). But one look at the photos makes it clear that every single competitor was a champion.
Photos by Jay Murdock
[via Design You Trust]
archiemcphee:

Something hilariously awesome took place in Cincinnati, Ohio on Friday, September 20th: the 2013 Hillshire Farm Running of the Wieners. 100 energetic dachshunds dressed in hot dog bun costumes (complete with plush ketchup and mustard) ran their hearts out in the race at Fountain Square. This annual race is the official opening event for Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati.
This year’s winners were Mitzi (1st), Buster (2nd), and Dunn (3rd). But one look at the photos makes it clear that every single competitor was a champion.
Photos by Jay Murdock
[via Design You Trust]

archiemcphee:

Something hilariously awesome took place in Cincinnati, Ohio on Friday, September 20th: the 2013 Hillshire Farm Running of the Wieners. 100 energetic dachshunds dressed in hot dog bun costumes (complete with plush ketchup and mustard) ran their hearts out in the race at Fountain Square. This annual race is the official opening event for Oktoberfest-Zinzinnati.

This year’s winners were Mitzi (1st), Buster (2nd), and Dunn (3rd). But one look at the photos makes it clear that every single competitor was a champion.

Photos by Jay Murdock

[via Design You Trust]

lacigreen:

so it begins.

lacigreen:

so it begins.

(Source: chinesekleptocracy)

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E